Spam Gold: Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

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Wired colleague Dave Mosher shared this on Google+ this morning, and graciously granted reprint rights to Planet Abell.


We are choosing to believe this was spam, and not a perfectly-targeted solicitation ... 
Hey Dave, 
I'm reaching out to you because ******* is getting a lot of job leads for clowns, and I'm looking for another clown who is interested in taking on more clients. 
After checking out your website [Here is Dave's web site: Ed]I think you are a great fit for ******* and I'd love to start sending you job leads. Please fill out a few details about your skills and rates, and I'll start forwarding you potential new clients.

If you have any questions about what ******* can provide, please don't hesitate to ask. 
Thanks,Heather

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