At work, I'm not so lucky. Entourage does absolutely nothing useful to deal with even obvious spam, and trying to manipulate junk settings and rules is pointless. So I do a lot of deleting. And almost no reading beyond the subject line.
I don't know why this particular piece of spam caught my eye, but the horrible bot-like translation and gibberish in this common come-on is almost poetic -- title and all:
How are you today my love?
My name is Vera Desmond, her 23-year-old romance of Rwanda in Central
Africa, I want to make friendship with you, I believe that age, race and
language. Distance has an impact on. A good relationship does not exist.
I was very happy to see your response.
Thank you for accepting me. Is your friend.
From your new friend.
+John C Abell